In this semi-true account of a fictional meeting between Jaromir Jagr and Coach Bylsma, the highly-sought-after, over-the-hill Czech and his trusty agent Petr Svoboda, listen to the head coach’s argument for why he should play in Pittsburgh.
Trying to appeal to the younger voter, the GOP re-animated Ronald Reagan into Hologram form for a special appearance at the 2012 Republican National Convention. Apparently Hologram Tupac was booked. (Creative Credit to Bethany Trenk)
BREAKING NEWS: The remnants of Hurricane Sandy have reached the Pittsburgh area and zombie looters have taken over Parkway Center Mall. See this EXCLUSIVE news report from Benstonium News Network — “Always Late. Always Breaking.” This Production is Brought to You By Excuses Bar & Grill (http://excuses.benstonium.com) Writing/Creative nod to Chris Katella
The greatest call in football history is icing the kicker with Smirnoff Ice to win the game. Created by Benstonium Contributor Tim Oxenreiter (FOLLOW: @ _oxproductions | LIKE: Ox Productions)
[vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner width=”1/1″][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1430857922127{margin-bottom: 15px !important;border-top-width: 1px !important;border-right-width: 1px !important;border-bottom-width: 1px !important;border-left-width: 1px !important;padding-top: 10px !important;padding-right: 10px !important;padding-bottom: 10px !important;padding-left: 10px !important;background-color: #f9f9f9 !important;border-left-color: #d8d8d8 !important;border-right-color: #d8d8d8 !important;border-top-color: #d8d8d8 !important;border-bottom-color: #d8d8d8 !important;}”] Via SI.com’s The Cauldron [/vc_column_text][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner] When Tom Brady moves into his first apartment, he enjoys his newfound privacy. But that privacy quickly vanishes when […]
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