Pittsburgh Penguins Google Ad

April 27th, 2012 by Benstonium

Benstonium just released this parody of the latest commercial for Google Chrome, where instead of a guy apologizing to his girlfriend, it’s the Penguins apologizing to the city of Pittsburgh. This video hopes to take some of the sting out of the Penguins crushing Playoff defeat.

Pens “Stayin’ Alive”

April 21st, 2012 by Benstonium

The Pens are Stayin’ Alive. “Saturday Night Fever” Pittsburgh Penguins parody.  Bee Gees + Coach Bylsma – Travolta = Amazingness!  Concept by Christopher Delaney.

Pens / Flyers: Game 5 Promo Video

April 19th, 2012 by Benstonium

The Pittsburgh Penguins live to fight another day! Following last night’s dominate 10-3 victory against the Flyers, Benstonium created this short promo video to look ahead to Friday night’s do-or-die Game 5. Believe.

Quoth Benstonium: Tyler Tubbs

April 16th, 2012 by Benstonium

Benstonium was asked by the Tribune-Review for a quote regarding “Tornado Boy” Tyler Tubbs.  This is what we sent them…

 

“When I first came across Tyler, I immediately recognized the viral potential of his tornado video. Growing up in Hempfield Township myself, and having years of experience producing viral videos, I knew that the world of viral videos is as unpredictable as a tornado in Hempfield Township. One minute this iPod-weilding storm-chaser was face-to-face with imminent peril, or at least a damaged iPod and a bad hair day, and the next minute he is being swept away to the wonderful world of internet super-stardom. Read the rest of this entry »

A Day in the Life of a Pens Fan

April 13th, 2012 by Joey_Flags

A story inspired by true events…

I was having a rough day. It didn’t start off well since I “Shaved my face with a rusty razor”, so I decided to head out to the local bar. I figured I would “Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek” because I owed him a drink. Read the rest of this entry »

Best F#@kin’ City in PA

April 13th, 2012 by Benstonium

It’s the battle of two Pennsylvania cities. With the playoffs in full swing, Pittsburgh and Philly fight it out to determine who is the Best City in PA.

NHL’s Biggest Cry Babies

April 6th, 2012 by Benstonium

The Flyers Coaches and New York Rangers Coach John Tortorella have been whining about the Penguins, and how much their team and players whine. Let’s see who is the NHL’s Biggest Cry Baby in the new Benstonium parody “The NHL’s Biggest Cry Babies”.

Tebow Does as Ward Does, Retires.

March 20th, 2012 by Benstonium

BREAKING NEWS (Denver) — In a surprising move today, Tim Tebow has retired from the Denver Broncos. His decision came moments after Hines Ward announced his retirement from the Pittsburgh Steelers earlier today.  After seeing the unselfish act of loyalty that Hines displayed, the flash-in-the-pan quarterback admitted to having a revelation:  “Hines Ward sacrificed his career so the Steelers’ sins of not resigning him would be forgiven.  For me to sign with another team would be blasphemy!”

Tebow admits to first becoming a devout follower of Hines during his championship run on Dancing With The StarsRead the rest of this entry »

Benstonium St. Patrick’s Day Contest

March 13th, 2012 by Benstonium

Benstonium now has an Official spot in the 2012 St. Patrick’s Day Parade and we want you to join us!  We are selecting One Lucky Yinzer (and guest) to march with us this Saturday.

To enter, click the Shamrock and tell us why you deserve to march with your favorite jagoffs from Benstonium on the contest page.  The winner will also receive an amazing Irish artwork entitled “Luck of the Irish” by Christopher Nix.  You can see more of his work at ChristophersCollages.com.  Good luck yinz guys!

Hines Ward Artwork Winner…

March 7th, 2012 by Benstonium

The winner of the Hines Ward Collectible Artwork created by Christopher Nix is Brian Hennessy. Congratulations Brian and thanks to everyone for sharing their amazing Hines Ward memories/moments.  Stay tuned for more contests from Benstonium.com!